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2017 Edinburgh Fringe

Brendon Burns and Craig Quartermaine in Race Off

Brendon Burns and Craig Quartermaine in Race Off. Image shows from L to R: Brendon Burns, Craig Quartermaine
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14: Gilded Balloon Teviot

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From the directors of So I Suppose This is Offensive Now. No-filter white Aussie Burns and charming ball of rage Quartermaine are the first double act of their kind in history... that's right: in history... ever. Relax. They're here to help. 'Race Off is a once in a lifetime show that if you miss, you may never forgive yourself' ***** (Australia Times). 'The comic who gave the Fringe So I Suppose This is Offensive Now has pretty much done it again' **** (Kate Copstick, Scotsman).

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The Wee Review Award nominations

Our nominees announced for this year's awards.

Robert Peacock, The Wee Review, 26th August 2017

Who have the comedy award judges most overlooked?

With the lastminute.com shortlist out tomorrow, we ask comedians to name who SHOULD have been on the list in previous years.

Chortle, 22nd August 2017

What do you think of critics?

Now it's Edinburgh Fringe comedians turn to dole out their opinions.

Chortle, 20th August 2017

Fringe Interview with Brendon Burns

The brilliant Brendon Burns takes time out of his busy Edinburgh schedule to chat about the biggest arts festival in the world.

NextUp, 18th August 2017

Has the 'spirit of the Fringe' been lost?

Edinburgh comedians address the perennial question.

Chortle, 15th August 2017

Kate Copstick's diary: size doesn't matter

I was chatting with Simon Munnery about small audiences - not that he is an expert on that. He told me Eugene Cheese of the Chuckle Club would cancel if there were fewer than 30 in the audience. Unbelievable now.

Kate Copstick, The Scotsman, 13th August 2017

What's the oddest Fringe prop you've bought or made?

Comedians recall the strange looks...

Chortle, 7th August 2017

100 of the best ever jokes & one-liners from the Fringe

For a taste of what to expect, we've put together a rather epic list of some of the best jokes and one-liners that have had audiences giggling in the Scottish capital over recent years.

i Newspaper, 4th August 2017

Craig Quartermaine and Brendon Burns on the Festival

Seemingly unlikely duo Burns and Quartermaine are set to storm the Fringe with their race-based mucking about.

Jay Richardson, The List, 2nd August 2017

Craig Quartermaine and Brendon Burns interview

A unique pair of comics have picked the Fringe for a pioneering show, says Dominic Maxwell.

Dominic Maxwell, The Times, 29th July 2017

Edinburgh 10x10: 10. Double acts

Ten Fringe collaborations.

Chortle, 26th July 2017

Edinburgh Fringe preview

Our writers preview what they're most looking forward to at this year's Edinburgh Fringe.

The Wee Review, 19th July 2017

Brendon Burns: Edinburgh Fringe 2017 interview

Edinburgh Comedy Award winner teams up with Craig Quartermaine for a show that provides a thoughtful and funny look at race relations.

Laugh Out London, 19th July 2017

BWW Q&A- Brendon Burns

Brendon Burns interview.

Natalie O'Donoghue, Broadway World, 17th July 2017

Squirrel Guide to the huge Aussie presence at Fringe 17

It's almost August and that means the Edinburgh Fringe Festival starts soon...the 70th Anniversary no less!

Squirrel Comedy, 1st July 2017

Interview

Three questions with Australian comedians Brendon Burns and Craig Quartermaine.

How did you two meet?

Brendon: We met when I went to interview Craig for my podcast Dumb White Guy. I asked around our home town if there was an Indigenous Australian that did comedy and everyone pointed towards Craig saying, and I quote, "You gotta meet Craig, you two will get on great. He's got jokes that make white people really uncomfortable and a massive chip on his shoulder". Not sure how that was a compliment to either one of us. When I met him, I did something stupidly racist, I admitted to it and apologised. He knew I had but I'm guessing found my admission refreshing, we hit it off and the rest is insignificant history.

Craig: In a crazy coincidence Brendon's parents owned my grandparents so the references were impeccable... No, I jest, in 2016 Brendon was looking for a guest on his Dumb White Guy podcast and I fitted the bill but didn't feel I was a worthy guest until he was able to recite his favourite joke of mine. I felt more comfortable when I realised Brendon understood my humour and what I was trying to do.

You are (we think!) the first major non-sketch comedy double act in the UK since Newman and Baddiel - are you bringing back the genre?

Brendon: Not entirely sure how any single word of that claim is true, starting at "major". Essentially we're a necessary crutch for one another right now. I give him a leg up and he makes me marketable. I wish I could say together we fight crime, but we don't, we barely fight racism. We hopefully ease some tension in our stories and we'll ride this puppy 'til the wheels fall off, but when they do we're outta here.

Craig: Hopefully not. If we are, it's purely by accident? At that rate we are the first Aries, Scorpio double act to both have flat feet. I'm too distracted by the inherited advantages of teaming up with a 46-year-old Caucasian, i.e. queue jumping and limitless accommodation upgrades, to be conscious of our place in history. I am conscious of the idea that we are the first to attempt this discussion using Brendon's subtle observations off the back of my massive following.

Considering the nature of your show on racism, what remark or action has made you cringe most recently?

Craig: The beauty of these sort of moments is there will always be water in the well. The moments when people feel that they are able to express their opinions to me on race or race relations can be particularly cringeworthy especially if I'm their only reference point. But the impulse for people to critique my appearance and how it doesn't meet their expectations is easily the worst because it's a combination of their surprise coupled with the tone that I'm not holding up my end of the bargain.

Brendon: We've had everything from people opening with their attachment to the community or the Indig folks they know, to one dude gesturing to friends of Craig's with their hands as if they didn't speak English. Only yesterday we did a preview in London and a white lady had the balls to lecture us that we didn't know our audience well enough because we kept contextualising our dynamic for the UK crowd and she was Australian so therefore she totally "got" everything. Bear in mind we were literally gigging underneath the London Eye at the time and she felt we hadn't acclimatised the show for her enough. She followed all this up by declaring that ours was obviously a West Australian problem because she was from the Eastern States of Australia.

Performances

Date Time Venue
2nd Aug 2017 18:45 Gilded Balloon Teviot
3rd Aug 2017 18:45 Gilded Balloon Teviot
4th Aug 2017 18:45 Gilded Balloon Teviot
5th Aug 2017 18:45 Gilded Balloon Teviot
6th Aug 2017 18:45 Gilded Balloon Teviot
7th Aug 2017 18:45 Gilded Balloon Teviot
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