2015 Edinburgh Fringe

A riotous, atypically sexy and messy hour of entertainment exploring the bizarre and comic act of getting dressed, inspired by the questions of a 2.5 year-old boy. Baring bodies and awkward truths, we unpack the dressing ritual of the female - using Boots, Beyoncé and some very upsetting arithmetic to expose the costs of our daily self-mortifications, and the domino effect on future generations. Featuring awkward letters, sarcastic projection, questionable dance moves, diabolical makeovers, and candid recordings of two young nephews. First scratched at CPT's Calm Down, Dear Festival 2014.