2012 Edinburgh Fringe

Irish comedian Derek Ryan sees time as the fraud it is - a bully that thinks it can push you around 'cos it's a bit older than you. Being late for everything his entire life, he has nothing to tell you about time management. Except how to slow it down, skip it entirely or live forever. From the cosmic to the trivial, find out why the Irish are always late, how many years are needed before humiliation becomes funny and the secret to time travel. Time flies. We're going to crash and die. Meet the pilot.