I'm going on holiday until next week. But as I still live with my parents, no one need bother to try and rob my house.
I'll miss you all terribly, and I'll be thinking of you when I'm sat out in the Maltese sun.
Yes, I'm going to be avoiding men selling timeshares or stalls full of pirate DVDs for the next 7 days in Malta. Home of snooker player Tony Drago, and . . . Maltesers, probably?
I'll probably come back to load of begging emails from Ricky Gervais to work with him. Or spam from Play.com, either way I'll be happy.
I'll be around for a bit more today so don't shed a tear quite yet.