INT. DAY. CASTLE.
KING:
I am bored, where is the fool? bring me the fool at once.
A MAN WALKS ON
KING:
You're not the fool.
MAN:
I'm fool (PAUSE) ish. Look
MAN DOES AN ARM FART.
KING:
Don't act the fool with me boy. I don't suffer fools gladly. Where is the fool?
MAN:
He's off today.
KING:
Off? He has no days off.
MAN:
April Fools, ha. Actually, he's couldn't afford to get here.
KING:
Why not?
MAN:
A fool and his money are easy parted.
KING:
Do you take me for a fool? More fool you.
MAN:
I'm only fooling with you. I heard he was performing for some bloke down the road.
KING:
What? I am the King, I come first. Get the fool now.
MAN:
He's busy, fully booked, its that time of year, a fool's paradise.
KING:
That's very foolhardy of him. Hmmm, I have a plan to capture the fool.
MAN:
Hope its foolproof.