Tuumble
Friday 31st October 2008 11:18pm [Edited]
Peterborough
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I remember removing a page from the Daily Star that had about 12 pics of that years top topless birds. I folded it up and hid in between some 10" x 8" cards of 70s footballers that belonged to my brother on my bedroom window sill. (He'd left home by then)
My mum found the paper when tidying up but never quite understood why she needed to move the cards in the first place. Maybe she had a fixation for Manchester City's Colin Bell(end) or Ron 'Chopper' Harris of Chelsea in tight shorts.
Football porn - a whole new genre of pervertion.
Oh, I've remembered another. They used to have the village fireworks display in the field behind our house (still do) but often stuff would get taken there over several days beforehand.
Once, when I was about 10, I found this tatty booklet of sexual goings on but not with photographs but with line drawings similar to Joy of Sex.
Don't ask me why but I hid this under the mat in the kitchen. Oh, very secure. I got a right telling off that day.