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Quote: Curt @ October 31 2008, 4:00 AM BST

EDIT: I just checked dude! The vote was 61% for Republicans and 38% for Democrats in Texas. That's pretty big. Plus the Libertarian's 1% Laughing out loud

So, by lumping 38% of Texans into your statement you've included them in your declaration that "you're populations hate on for anything but far right Conservatism is beyond me." That means you've just insulted 9.1 million people.

From what I've watched, even Texas Democrat representatives are Conservative to me.
Still don't exactly see how I've insulted anyone. I pointed out a large majority that voted Republican in a voting system and another group of 9.1 million who will not have a voice in their government. I did that, but I don't think it's insulting to them, depressing maybe but not insulting.

I heard that in Texas, voting for Obama will result in the death penalty. Is this true?

Oi thread wander!

Who cares which insincere hemarroid rules the land of the free?

Back to embarassing porn.

1 Mills and Boon with a photo of Barbara Cartland.
2 Scooby Doo
3 Crufts.
4 BSG.

Quote: Curt @ October 31 2008, 3:11 AM BST

Just one more reason why I will never understand Texas. You're some of the nicest people I have ever met but you're populations hate on for anything but far right Conservatism is beyond me.

conservatism*

Quote: Curt @ October 31 2008, 3:27 AM BST

I know you guys have your lefties, I've seen concert footage of South by Southwest concert :) Maaaan I wish I could go to that concert! Looks rocking!

One day, one day I will go to SXSW. Not the music part, but I will go.

Quote: DaButt @ October 31 2008, 3:54 AM BST

I'm not ashamed of my vote and, to be honest, I don't care what any American or foreigner thinks about it.

:)

Quote: Curt @ October 31 2008, 4:00 AM BST

Provincially I've voted NDP.

Missing an 'S'? ;)

Quote: Curt @ October 31 2008, 4:42 AM BST

From what I've watched, even Texas Democrat representatives are Conservative to me.
Still don't exactly see how I've insulted anyone. I pointed out a large majority that voted Republican in a voting system and another group of 9.1 million who will not have a voice in their government. I did that, but I don't think it's insulting to them, depressing maybe but not insulting.

It's only depressing if you're a lefty.

Nutty Professor 2 The Klumps.

That is all.

SXSW is a blast; I've attended for the last 2 or 3 years. Austin is only 70 miles from here, so look me up if any of you are attending. You're welcome to crash at my place, but be forewarned that there's usually a band or two staying with me that week. Rock and roll! :S

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 31 2008, 1:31 AM BST

Have you decided who you are voting for yet? And you don't have to tell us as its a secret ballot but give us a clue...

The Americans get a secret ballot? That's more than we Brits get. ;)

Back on track - I used to think the elf-like woman in the muppet film "The Dark Crystal" was worth a quick one when I was younger.

I have quite a few true-life caught-with-porn anecdotes that should remain the preserve of PMs. :$

I remember removing a page from the Daily Star that had about 12 pics of that years top topless birds. I folded it up and hid in between some 10" x 8" cards of 70s footballers that belonged to my brother on my bedroom window sill. (He'd left home by then)

My mum found the paper when tidying up but never quite understood why she needed to move the cards in the first place. Maybe she had a fixation for Manchester City's Colin Bell(end) or Ron 'Chopper' Harris of Chelsea in tight shorts.

Football porn - a whole new genre of pervertion.

Oh, I've remembered another. They used to have the village fireworks display in the field behind our house (still do) but often stuff would get taken there over several days beforehand.

Once, when I was about 10, I found this tatty booklet of sexual goings on but not with photographs but with line drawings similar to Joy of Sex.

Don't ask me why but I hid this under the mat in the kitchen. Oh, very secure. I got a right telling off that day.

Quote: Timbo @ October 31 2008, 12:24 AM BST

A Sarah Palin election broadcast ... er ... sooty?

Actually, there is a Sarah Palin porn movie called "Who's Nailin' Paylin?". It was mentioned on The Colbert Report.

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