I think we've had quite enough serious debate about Russell Brand's potty mouth.
So here's a simple question what is the most embarassing thing you could be caught using for pornographic purposes.
1 Dora the Explorer.
2 The Bible.
3 Me.
4 Andrea Merkle's huge boobies.
5 Georgina Baillie.
*sees Sooty's number 3*
Aaron, don't you f**king say a word.
Quote: zooo @ October 30 2008, 11:42 PM BST*sees Sooty's number 3*
Aaron, don't you f**king say a word.
Yes miss. 
Quote: Griff @ October 30 2008, 11:43 PM BSTYour parents wedding video. Or worse, your parents wedding night video.
Ohhhhh...that is bad. I don't think I could top that....hmmmm...car crash accident victim photos? That would make people look at you in a whole different light.
I had to read one of his books at uni. (Un?)fortunately, not that one.
A Sarah Palin election broadcast ... er ... sooty?
I think it'd be pretty bad to be caught by your Mum in 1987, pants around your ankles, frantically masturbating over Micheala Strachan on The Wide Awake Club.
Yes, that would be embarrassing.
Very embarrassing indeed.
Especially if you were blowing your wad just as Timmy Mallet came on.
Quote: Griff @ October 31 2008, 12:16 AM BSTYou need to read
They made it into a movie here in Canada. I met the director and the main actress at a film festival. She was hot...but oddly very short.
Quote: Timbo @ October 31 2008, 12:24 AM BSTA Sarah Palin election broadcast ... er ... sooty?
She's supposed to be off the table? 
I'd rather see her on the table BOYA! Who's with me?!
Quote: Lee Henman @ October 31 2008, 12:41 AM BSTI think it'd be pretty bad to be caught by your Mum in 1987, pants around your ankles, frantically masturbating over Micheala Strachan on The Wide Awake Club.
Yes, that would be embarrassing.
Very embarrassing indeed.
Especially if you were blowing your wad just as Timmy Mallet came on.
My parents had a complete collection of National Geographic magazines when I was a young lad. I devoured all of the WWII issues from cover to cover, but I also had an encyclopedic knowledge of the location of every issue with photos of nude native/tribal/aboriginal women ...
My mum had Grattans or Freemans club book when I was young, I was a regular visitor to the lingerie pages.
I got up early one morning and forged one of my dad's cheques to buy an annual when I was about 7 or 8 and got the obligatory kick up the arse when it arrived.
Quote: Timbo @ October 31 2008, 12:24 AM BSTA Sarah Palin election broadcast ... er ... sooty?
Yeh what of it?
If she auctioninh her election outfits does it include her underwear?
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 31 2008, 12:54 AM BSTMy mum had Grattans or Freemans club book when I was young, I was a regular visitor to the lingerie pages.
I got up early one morning and forged one of my dad's cheques to buy an annual when I was about 7 or 8 and got the obligatory kick up the arse when it arrived.
So Grattins except cheques from 7 year olds? Not very secure.
Quote: sootyj @ October 31 2008, 1:02 AM BSTSo Grattins except cheques from 7 year olds? Not very secure.
Obama's campaign accepts checks from Osama bin Laden. Guess it all depends on how badly one needs the money.
Quote: DaButt @ October 31 2008, 1:06 AM BSTObama's campaign accepts checks from Osama bin Laden. Guess it all depends on how badly one needs the money.
Obama seems fairly likely to be President, DaButt.
And the world will be greatly deflated when he is.
