A patient walks into see the Doctor
DOCTOR: Hello, Sir, what can I do for you?
PATIENT: It's my wife again Sir. She's pregnant. The pill isn't working for her. This is the ninth child since she's been on the pill
DOCTOR: Well, why don't you use some form of contraceptive? such as a condom
PATIENT: I can't do that Doctor, you see I have a problem in that department
DOCTOR: What problem is that?
PATIENT: I have five penises
DOCTOR: Oh right. That is a snag. (Pause) Hang on a minute. I have just the thing for you (He gets something out of his draw). Go behind the curtain there and make that cover your five penises and tell me how that feels?
(He does so)
DOCTOR: So then Sir, how does it feel?
PATIENT: Lovely. It fits me like a glove Sir.
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