British Comedy Guide

Dr Who auditions.

BBC EXEC IS DOING INTERVIEWS.

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Right auditions for the next Dr, please read what's on the card.

RUSSELL BRAND WALKS ON.

RUSSELL

By the power of Rastalan you Daleks will be defeated. By my dinkle, fancy a shag up the TARDIS.

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Please read what's on the card.

STEPHEN HAWKIN.

By the power of Rastalan you Daleks will be defeated. By my superior intellect, I....

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STEPHEN HAWKIN

F**kyou I wanted to be a Dalek anyway.

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Please read what's on the card.

MICHEAL CAINE.

My name is Dr Who, don't you throw those bloody deathrays at me!

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MICHEAL CAINE

I don't care, I am playing a Dipolodocus on Primeval next week. Raaarrrghhh!

I wondered how long it would take . . .
Not bad, mind.

Oh it's so ruddy obvious I don't mind if any one else does it and sends it off to NR/TS.

Like the Bond author sketch they'll probably cherry pick their favourite ones.

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