DADDY IS READING HIS LITTLE GIRL A BED TIME STORY.
DADDY
Snow White sat in the cosy little cottage with the 7 Dwarves, it was a most cosy cottage. It had only one room, with 7 chairs and one big bed.
GIRL
But daddy where would every one sleep daddy?
DADDY
That's just what Snow White was thinking. But she was very tired, because Dopey kept topping up her glass.
MUM STICKS HER HEAD ROUND THE DOOR.
MUM
Oi Derick leave it! Any more of those stories and I'll call the social on you.
DADDY
Naughty daddy. Sorry princess here's another story. Jack talk his mothers cow to market, and got some colorful pills.
GIRL
No daddy, they were seeds and they grew into a beanstalk.
DADDY
No they were magic pills and they made a beanstalk grow in his...
MUM POPS ROUND THE DOOR AND SMACKS DADDY WITH A FRYING PAN KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND.
MUM
Dereck any more shenanigans and I'll call the social on you. It's chemical castration this time, you know that.
DAD PICKS HIMSELF UP.
GIRL
Silly daddy.
DADDY
Yes, silly daddy. Let's try a nice story. Cinderella was very, very pretty and also very sad.
GIRL
How sad was she daddy?
DADDY
So sad she sang a song.
"Some day my prince will come(BEAT)but not for a while, cos he's got a cock ring restrcitng blood flow to his nob,"
