2 REFUGEES ARE BEING INTERVIEWED BY A BBC JOURNALIST.
BBC
So tell us what you make of this shocking story?
REFUGEE1
The Hutu rebels have returned, 1000s of us are fleeing from a genocidal war that killed 5,000,000.
REFUGEE2
The death toll is rising and we face starvation.
BBC
Oh not that, that's boring. What about Russell Brand resigning for being rude to Manuel out of Fawlty Towers.
REFUGEE1
Who? That's ridiculos.
BBC
Sorry you must have more pressing concerns.
REFUGEE2
Thank you.
BBC
So do you think Jonathon Ross is worth 6,000,000 pounds a year?