Hello, I am RubyMae also known as the Glamourous Snowdrop to those who visit 4 laughs forums. Am just having a nose after a tip off that this place existed. If you never see me again, please don't think I am rude. It means I have realised how much time I am spending online instead of doing some work and how much money I have spent on shiny things. 
Hope you are all fine and dandy. Break out the schnapps and twiglets.
Welcome RubyMae - we are a nice lot (most of the time) and if you do take the time to explore the site and the 'community' that seems to be taking shape I am sure you will enjoy your time here.
Andy
Hi TGS
Twiglets on standby.
Twiglets from a pack, or Mr Bean's kitchen?
Hello! 
hi there, i've just read your profile, and i work with someone called mike and he had a bad experience with a piece of honey roasted turkey in newquay, starange world int it?, ow yeah welcome to the site,
Welcome,
Er, I had a good experience in Newquay with a Cornish pasty.
I also got my head stuck in a lift door once..... Admittedly it was only for a brief horrifying second!! But it doesn't stop me from embelishing on the story down the pub.....and forums it seems.
The elusive Mr Shoe.
The pasty: should it be sweet? Should it be savoury. It's a tough call.
These are the questions that keep me awake at night...welcome by the way
i will tell you now that you are on the british sitcom guide, not some pasty loving site like, pasty lovers anonamous, ilovepasty.co.uk, or Johnprescot.gov.uk.
Hello TGSD, you know me as Cosmos from 4laughs... *waves like a prat*
Awwwwww....Good old Slagg and my ickle baby Cosmos! How nice of you all to say hi! I like pasties. Oggy oggy ones are best. Once you get over the fact that they are made of missing children, they are lovely, especially warm. I can now go to bed with a warm feeling inside....or is that food poisoning? >_<
It's the congealed mass of missing children reforming into a stealth army in your digestive system, lighting fires in a desperate attempt to escape.
Probably.
Hi There Hun.
Read ur profile. Cool Lady you.
You said Horlicks is your fav word. Mine is Hormones.
Welcome. Its nice to see more females about. I was starting to think the majority of us had expired.
I saw this woman tonight with the worlds smallest feet. I swear they were like a toddlers, and she was with a guy with the worlds smallest bum. I cant describe what that looked like coz it was barely there.
Sorry for rambling, i just felt like it. I actualy want to be a fly on the wall when that little foot lady kicks some barely there arse.
Anyhoo, hope you spend lots of time on here and i am going to check out 4laughs. see ya xxx
Awwwwww!
I guess having tiny feet is better than having no feet at all, plus you have more spaces for new shoes......
This seems like a nice place! I'll bake some cookies and make some lemonade. 