BBC phones. 1

JEREMY PAXMAN AND PETER MANDELSON ARE ON NEWS NIGHT.

PAXMAN

Mr Mandelson the UK economy is in freefall. Do you honestly believe that increasing interest rates will halt this?

MANDELSON

It could restimulate interbank loans which are vital. But this is really the responsbility of Mervin King head of the bank of England.

PAXMAN

Well we should have Mr King on the phone shortly.

MERVIN VO

Hello this is Mervin King. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.

PAXMAN

Oi Mervin Mandelson f**ked your son up the arse!

MANDELSON

On a swing.

Very funny, i liked it. BBC phones 2 on ther other hand...

This is funny.

I think the Woss & Bwand incident could provide a lot of comic material.

Def.

It's a goodie.