This is a sketch I wrote for RFTP but not sure if it fits as they said they don't want direct pardoies of adverts. What do you think?
THE SET UP IS THE SAME AS THE MAC ADVERT
MAC
Hi im a mac
PC
and im a pc
MAC
Managed to get you out the box then
PC
Well it only takes a few minutes I swear
MAC
What even with all those wires, do me a favour you're a deathtrap
PC
I think your being a little unfair im not bad at creating spreadsheets
MAC
You're a geek pc no one likes spreadsheets and no one likes you they want music and photos and movies
PC
I can do that I can download movies, I downloaded the dark knight
MAC
Yeah I bet you got a Trojan horse with the knight too
PC
Look, that just depends on what websites THEY go on
I'm as good as you MAC and prices start at as little as £199.99 not £1999
MAC
Your weak and cheap, you get what you pay for PC, your nothing but a glorified pen and pad and that's why we have comedy duo Mitchell and Webb on our campaign and you've got (PAUSE) well
PC
Well we had to get the best we could afford
MAC
Stick with a PC, lets face it your probably to poor and stupid to use a MAC anyway
VOICE OVER
PC's now available from £199.99
NORTHERN VOICES ARE HEARD
To me, to you, to me, to you, to me (SMASH)
VOICE OVER
(QUICKLY SPOKEN) Warranty is not included in the price