Quote: Griff @ October 28 2008, 11:58 PM BSTDoes my house count? It's got subsidence and there's no corner shop in walking distance.
Depending on how bad the subsidence is, you might solve the second part of the problem.
Shit stuff you've bought Page 2
Griff write that sketch or I'm nicking it.
Quote: Winterlight @ October 28 2008, 11:58 PM BSTI once bought David Bussell a drink.
And it was your wisest investment to date.
Satan's shopping centre? Virgin Sacrifice Megastore, Etamned, Slaughterstones and Starbucks.
I also used to sit in a stuper watching those late night infomercials. And that's where I discovered Mega Memory. The answer to all of your memory problems! I have a terrible memory so I decided to grab my phone and dial the freephone number. Yeah, this was to be the answer to my problems...
It cost me £29.99 plus P&P. In the infomercial it talked about traditional memory techniques using lists to memorise things and how Mega Memmory did something much better...When I used it though ~ it used lists to memorise things!!
To be fair to the product, if you need to remember lists of things or lots of peoples names or similar then it did actually work, but beyond memorising lists I found it relatively useless.
Def.
I want a sonic blade...
Lee, can I borrow your Sonic Blade after Paul please? A very sensible purchase.
Saw this on an infomercial at 3am. Bought it.
It shaves the dry skin off your heel and collects it the plastic container. It's completely disgusting, but I love it. <3
You actually are a mental.
Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 30 2008, 4:51 PM BSTSaw this on an infomercial at 3am. Bought it.
It shaves the dry skin off your heel and collects it the plastic container. It's completely disgusting, but I love it. <3
The ped egg. I bought my missus one from teh car bootie. A bloke had several crates of them and was selling them for a quid each.
Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 30 2008, 4:51 PM BSTSaw this on an infomercial at 3am. Bought it.
It shaves the dry skin off your heel and collects it the plastic container. It's completely disgusting, but I love it. <3
I have that!
I saw them on Friday in Superdrug! 
They make me want to barf.
But then most beauty/personal products are pretty bloody disgusting when it comes down to it.
I have just bought a retractable washing line. I am quite doubtful about it. I pulled it out and it didn't retract. It's a worry. 
I was going to hang myself with it, but with it being all limp, it's put me orf my stride. 
F**k it, I won't bother.
Quote: zooo @ November 2 2008, 3:08 PM GMTThey make me want to barf.
But then most beauty/personal products are pretty bloody disgusting when it comes down to it.
and agreed!