British Comedy Guide

Rugby team

A GROUP OF BUTCH RUGBY PLAYERS ARE ALL SAT ON A BUS ON THE WAY TO A GAME. THE PLAYERS ARE ALL SAT AROUND EATING SANDWICHES AND DRINKING FLASKS OF TEA.

RUGBY PLAYER 1
I must say it really is lovely scenery in this area of Yorkshire.

RUGBY PLAYER 2
yes, me and Sarah came for a bike ride round here last weekend, there really are some lovely quaint little villages

THEY PULL ON TO A DUAL CARRIAGEWAY AND ANOTHER BUS PULLS IN THE LANE TO OVER TAKE THEM

RUGBY PLAYER 1
Oh can't they wait. It's drivers like these that cause all the accidents on the road

THE BUS PULLS UP LEVEL AND A "SAGA HOLIDAYS" SIGN IS REVEALED. THE CAMERA GOES DOWN THE LINE OF PASSENGERS WHO ARE ALL MAKING OBSCENE GESTURES WITH THEIR HANDS.

FINALLY AS THE BUS OVERTAKES THE BACK ROW ARE ALL PULLING MOONEYS.

RUGBY PLAYER 1 & 2 SHAKE THEIR HEADS

RUGBY PLAYER 1 & 2
Saga louts

I think the visual of the fogies mooning is enough rather than the pun ending.

Made me smile.

Nicely executed but Saga louts is an old joke, that the Tabloids wheel out every time an old person hits some one.

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