INT. PUB - NIGHT
MAN APPROACHES WOMAN SITTING ALONE.
MAN
Hi. Fancy a drink? Then we can go back to my place.
WOMAN
Not right now.
MAN
Oh, go on. Come round and enjoy my purple tomato.
WOMAN
Sod off!
MAN
No, it's ok, it's good for you, it may reduce the chances of getting cancer. Didn't you read about it in the paper?
WOMAN
Sod off, my boyfriend's a Doctor and he doesn't believe it.
MAN
Typical.
Is he referring to an actual purple tomato or his cock?
Scientists have come up with a purple tomato, which is said to have anti-cancer properties.
Oh that's quite good I like that, but the doctor reference is a little confusing.
Yes, maybe it would be better if she said "You'll have to discuss it with my boyfriend - he's a doctor and he makes sure I get my daily RDA of purple tomato."
I have no idea what that was about. I suspect a nob gag. Have you considered teaming up with Lee Henman?
That's a good compliment David, I like that. No dissing Lee, he's sure to be much much better at this than I am.