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Motoring Quickie

Setting the scene
Man pulls up at the traffic lights on a classic motorbike, he makes no attempt to put his feet down and the bike topples trapping his left leg under the bike.

A motorist in the following vehicle jumps out and rushes to his rescue…..

MOTORIST
Are you OK?

MOTORCYCLIST
Yes I am OK I just feel so stupid

MOTORIST
Why, it could happen to anyone

MOTORCYCLIST
Yes I know but I should have known better, I only took the sidecar off this morning!!!

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