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Reasons to murder people Page 19

Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2010, 11:18 AM BST

Shouting that you don't want the burnt bits, or demanding fresh bits.

It just makes you look a total cockstand.

And frankly jumping over the counter to demand "no f**king thighs you c**t I want sidebreast"

Impresses no one least of all the 2 small children you chose to bring with you.

It's all very well feeling guilty about your behaviour now Sooty...

RTMP... If they diss you on an internet forum.

Quote: Tim Walker @ April 2 2010, 11:21 AM BST

It's all very well feeling guilty about your behaviour now Sooty...

Was it the shouting or was it that they weren't actually my kids....

Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2010, 11:29 AM BST

Was it the shouting or was it that they weren't actually my kids....

The shouting. Though I have to admit that you child protection officers do a stressful job.

Well we get our perks, kinda like anethatist...

But dr I wasn't pregnant when before I had the boob job!

Beggars with stories. No you didn't leave your wallet in Cambridge, you don't need a taxi to escape from Kossovans and homeless hostels do not bloody charge by the night!

If you want money for heroin or buckfast then just come out and say so.
And if you;ve got an iphone you're getting f**k all.

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