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Reasons to murder people Page 10

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 6:50 PM BST

There is no need for sexual repression at BSG. We are all Gods children. Live free Sooty and feel the warm fuzzy love. Lovey

Sexual repression? Hitler? eh? Who ever mentioned those things?

You do seem, a little to be using me as a tabula rasa for some deeply felt neuroses.

Personally I don't like hugging strangers.

Associating hugging with sex? Now that is kinda creepy.

I hate hugging/kissing people I don't know from Adam!
Ew.

Might I recommend that you never go on the game, then? I guarantee you'd hate it.

People who kiss all the time devalue it.

Aah Bandage the rubbish pimp as ever.

That's all my future plans out the window. :(

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2008, 7:49 PM BST

I hate hugging/kissing people I don't know from Adam!
Ew.

Even people I do know. Suddenly, at some point, a large section of my friends decided that we would say hello and goodbye by hugging and kissing each others cheeks. I-do-not-like-that-! Leave my cheek un-slobbered and keep your hands to yourself!

I only like hugging/kissing people I fancy. The rest can bugger off.

Well, it depends who the friend is. :)

Even people I do know. Suddenly, at some point, a large section of my friends decided that we would say hello and goodbye by hugging and kissing each others cheeks. I-do-not-like-that-! Leave my cheek un-slobbered and keep your hands to yourself!

Like Seinfeld objecting to the kiss hello. Be careful though, make a big deal of it and they'll hate you forever!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 23 2008, 7:56 PM BST

I only like hugging/kissing people I fancy. The rest can bugger off.

Haha!

Yeah, what she said.

If you hug/kiss where I live it had better be a sheep or someone your shagging or they take you outside and chop ya bollocks off. Hugging and kissing is for southern softies. A good hard shag. Now that's something else.

Quote: roscoff @ October 23 2008, 8:01 PM BST

If you hug/kiss where I live it had better be a sheep or someone your shagging or they take you outside and chop ya bollocks off. Hugging and kissing is for southern softies. A good hard shag. Now that's something else.

It'd make day to day social interaction more interesting...and sweaty.

Quote: roscoff @ October 23 2008, 8:01 PM BST

If you hug/kiss where I live it had better be a sheep or someone your shagging or they take you outside and chop ya bollocks off. Hugging and kissing is for southern softies. A good hard shag. Now that's something else.

Roscoff!!! I've been looking everywhere for you.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/1961/1238#P272269

See?!?

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