News for the sarcastic.

NEWS READER

Good evening and here is the news for the sarcastic. Or were you hoping to watch Holly Oaks?

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Tonight, Prime Minister announces end to credit crunch. And free money from his magic hat.

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Serial killer kills more prostitutes. Police chief acts shocked about one less vice and drugs hot spot.

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American President warns of catastrophe. Bet he can't spell it though eh.

And later weather with some tart on the roof with a meterology degree and big tits. What do you think we hired her for? Sofa mastrubators.

Good idea...might be better if the Newsreader interacts with the weather girl? Don't know about good old British news - haven't seen it in a few years - but over here they've actually started editorialising in a way not much different to this sketch- minus the sarcasm of course. In fact sarcasm doesn't really exist in day to day interaction at all - which makes it difficult to be British out here in the colonies. Glad I found BSG to keep me sane !!! Sort of...