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Reasons to dislike people.

I do my very best goddamit to get on with everyone! I like everyone here, honestly, even the resident so called gits Laughing out loud and in real life I get on well with others. However I do have some reasons for not liking people. I even confess to my own dislikes of certain celeb morons who just get on my wick and this leads me to want to fire things at them.... Large things... On fire maybe.... And if I ever come across certain people from my life, I would probably find it difficult not to push them in front of a oncomming bus.

The thing that would instantly put me off a person is bullying. I hate bullies. If I am introduced to someone and they are nasty to the bar staff or start going on about the size of someones bum within their ear shot, I tend to leave them to it. I have actaully found myself in situations where I have verbally ripped someone to shreds because they were being nasty to someone else to the point I've shocked myself and those around me. If it's to me, it's different because I find it easy to ignore or I get hurt and just prefer to hide, but when it's done to other people I tend to lose it. The guy who threatened my pregnant friend got a punch, the woman who was rude to the checkout girl in Tesco got a mouthfull. Maybe I should be Batgirl all the time!

So what puts you totally off a person to the point of disliking them?

Being French.

I'm fickle. Move my stuff in the fridge, thats enough.

I did have a chat with some guys for being inbred and giving barmaid hassle other night though.

Hmm I'm quite a tolerant person, no honestly I am.

1 Middle aged guys who do voluntary work, or charity work or what ever. Just so they can get close to younger women and be sleazy. Met way to many of them.

2 People who hate learning, especially in schools etc.

3 People who say stupid things and then repeat. Before eventually saying, that's what I believe.

4 People who believe in ghosts, angels, and any other variety of silliness. But don't believe in religion or any other none narcissistic belief system.

5 People who believe in numb brained, moronic conspiracies. Americans landed on the moon, it was a great way of sneakily spending billions on missile research you numbskulls! MMR does not give your kids Autism! But not having it will lead to a resurgence of measles, which may kill them or give them brain damage!

Some times you can trust the government.

Quote: sootyj @ October 21 2008, 9:16 PM BST


Some times you can trust the government.

Wrong.

Quote: sootyj @ October 21 2008, 9:16 PM BST

Hmm I'm quite a tolerant person, no honestly I am.

1 Middle aged guys who do voluntary work, or charity work or what ever. Just so they can get close to younger women and be sleazy. Met way to many of them.

Yep, they exist! Errr

I don't like overly sociable people

I don't like people who go clubbing

I don't like people who watch Formula One

I don't like people who love beer and talk about different varieties of beer. They all taste like chilled Bisto gravy to me.

I don't like people who are members of "book clubs" and are always yapping on about great books they've read.

I don't like people who go away on holiday, and then just sleep-in the whole time. Every minute counts when you're away on holiday. There isn't a moment to waste!

I don't like blokes who are constantly taking about women and sex.

I don't like blokes who wear leather jackets.

I don't like people who enjoy dancing. I can't think of anything f**king worse than dancing.

I don't like people who are always fiddling around with their mobile phones. Especially at the dinner table.

I don't like people who are scared of pets/animals.

I don't like women who fancy Justin Timberlake.

I don't like grown men who play on computer games consoles. But if they're retro games then that's OK.

I don't like people who are constantly updating their facebook status.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 21 2008, 9:29 PM BST

I don't like people who watch Formula One

I don't like people who love beer and talk about different varieties of beer. They all taste like chilled Bisto gravy to me.

I don't like blokes who wear leather jackets.

I don't like grown men who play on computer games consoles. But if they're retro games then that's OK.

Love you to.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 21 2008, 9:29 PM BST

I don't like overly sociable people

I don't like people who go clubbing

I don't like blokes who are constantly taking about women and sex.

I don't like people who enjoy dancing. I can't think of anything f**king worse than dancing.

I agree with EMS!
Whodathunkit.

Although technically it's not that I hate people who go clubbing and dancing, it's that they don't understand that I don't want to f**king join in.

I get on with anyone. But bullies I do not like.

Quote: sootyj @ October 21 2008, 9:16 PM BST

1 Middle aged guys who do voluntary work, or charity work or what ever. Just so they can get close to younger women and be sleazy. Met way to many of them.

I tried that once at soup kitchen, no luck with the volunteer lassies, but I did get a blow job off a bag lady.

I almost entirely agree with EMS. Particularly the points zooo already outlined. (Although I do hate those people.)

Quote: Timbo @ October 21 2008, 9:35 PM BST

I tried that once at soup kitchen, no luck with the volunteer lassies, but I did get a blow job off a bag lady.

Did you close your eyes and think of England?

Arrogance.
Bullies.
Subaru drivers.

Quote: Gavin @ October 21 2008, 9:38 PM BST

Did you close your eyes and think of England?

Laughing out loud

Arrogance.Whistling nnocently
Bullies. - Agreed
Subaru drivers. - Agreed

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