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Quote: Leevil @ October 21 2008, 7:56 PM BST

Hello Wave

I'm a keen collector of actual human remains, does that count?

I smuggled a couple of human shinbones back from the Scilly Isles once, in a deep pocket of my macintosh. :O

The divers on the silver-treasure ship had found them and wanted them carbon-dated by a university dept in London. We all thought they dated from the 1700's, the date of the treasure ship, Pirate but I learned later that they dated at only about 10 years old, so was probably an unfortunate Scillies fisherman or tourist. I don't know what they did with the bones afterwards. Angelic

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