And no smelly girlies?
Every one stinks on the tube, it's the over perfumed who are the worst.
Lynx advert Page 2
Quote: Andy W. @ March 8 2007, 1:50 PM GMTBest ad is the Kylie in her smalls on a bucking bronco..now THAT is acceptable.....(for the fellow pervs just click the link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JdfmB7aXb4
Andy
You know Kylie has a body double?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2008, 4:02 PM GMTWe come up with all these ideas to make you wear deodorant and yet there's still so many of you that stink of sweat...particularly on the tube.
Could be because the Tube is hot.
Just, y'know, a thought.
Quote: Aaron @ November 3 2008, 4:05 PM GMTCould be because the Tube is hot.
Just, y'know, a thought.
Not an excuse!
It's only stale sweat that smells. And dirty clothes.
A tramp can pollute a whole carriage with his whiff.
Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2008, 4:06 PM GMTA tramp can pollute a whole carriage with his whiff.
Yep and blokes in suits who try and stick their brollies up your skirt. Have they never heard of dry cleaners? Oh, and not molesting women they don't know?
I don't think they have them.
A secret for all you rural types.
If you want to sneak on the tube for free.
1 Shit your pants.
2 Grow a beard.
3 Wave a can of Tennants.
4 Shout incoherently.
Ride all day for free.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2008, 4:08 PM GMTYep and blokes in suits who try and stick their brollies up your skirt. Have they never heard of dry cleaners? Oh, and not molesting women they don't know?
Are you sure you're not a cathcing Tube on a line that runs through a 70s sitcom?
Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2008, 4:10 PM GMTAre you sure you're not a cathcing Tube on a line that runs through a 70s sitcom?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2008, 4:08 PM GMTYep and blokes in suits who try and stick their brollies up your skirt. Have they never heard of dry cleaners? Oh, and not molesting women they don't know?
Where do you live?
Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 4:10 PM GMTHow many days would you have to ride around on the Tube to recoup the cost of the shitted trousers?
Depends where you bought the trousers, don't it?
Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 4:10 PM GMTHow many days would you have to ride around on the Tube to recoup the cost of the shitted trousers?
Quite a few times I suspect on the basis of the stinkers on the Circle Line.
Quote: Aaron @ November 3 2008, 4:12 PM GMT
Where do you live?
That's personal info Aaron! And I don't ride around the tube just where I live either. Sometimes I have to stray into rougher areas.
Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2008, 4:10 PM GMTAre you sure you're not a cathcing Tube on a line that runs through a 70s sitcom?
Sadly no. In that case I would find someone twice my age with a face like a wrinkled walnut strangely attractive and would gigglingly welcome his advances.
Ha!!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2008, 4:17 PM GMTThat's personal info Aaron! And I don't ride around the tube just where I live either. Sometimes I have to stray into rougher areas.
So in/around London then.
Quote: Aaron @ November 3 2008, 4:28 PM GMTSo in/around London then.
Yes. I wasn't referring to the Glaswegian underground train system.
No, but you could have been a yokel complaining on the basis of your last shopping/tourist excursion.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 3 2008, 4:20 PM GMTSadly no. In that case I would find someone twice my age with a face like a wrinkled walnut strangely attractive and would gigglingly welcome his advances.
All hail the master.