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Thanks very much, all, some useful pointers there.

Not enough cocks in this sketch for my liking. Maybe one of them could invent a gigantic robotic cock? Which ejaculates smaller robotic cocks? Just a thought.

Actually I rather liked it. It's subtle and I liked "Damn your spine" a great deal.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 26 2008, 8:25 PM BST

Not enough cocks in this sketch for my liking. Maybe one of them could invent a gigantic robotic cock? Which ejaculates smaller robotic cocks? Just a thought.

Actually I rather liked it. It's subtle and I liked "Damn your spine" a great deal.

Part mantool, part machine, all Lee. Robocock.

Did a little edit of this taking some of your comments on board.

Cheers, all.

I think you make the inventions sparkier.

How does a ninja take off his trainers?
Silent velcro!

Want to be the law in the bedroom?
Robocock!

Taking to long making sandwiches?
The atomic, spam, jam ram!

Otherwise it may be a bit slow on the way to the punch.

I think I preferred the original version. Have you added another invention? Works best as a rule of three IMO.

Hey, nice one. But time travel is inately funny. Only last week I travelled back in time and I gave my dad three Durex outside the Red Lion in Romford... and I'm still here!

Just last Friday I drank seven pints of Carling and was instantly transported ten hours into the future.

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