NICOLAS SARKOZY IS TALKING TO CARLA BRUNI.
NICOLAS
Aah my little Carla, it is disgrace I ze Prezident of France has my ID cloned and my salary pinched.
CARLA
You think you have it bad Frog Face? Now they have your ID, every megalomaniacal, short arsed millionaire is pretending to be you so they can shag me.
NICOLAS
Get away mon petit chou fleur.
ALAN SUGAR WALKS ON.
Allo I'm Nicolas bloody Sarkozy, now drop your drawers you're sired.
