Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 20 2008, 11:48 AM BSTPerhaps Clegg ought to get a laptop with mobile broadband and a facebook account... and find naughty pictures of the other old geezer and that tarty bird of his...
And do it all while travelling down a hill in a bathtub on wheels.
Quote: chipolata @ October 20 2008, 11:50 AM BSTAnd do it all while travelling down a hill in a pimped bathtub on wheels rims.
And the others can stand at the top of the hill texting the news to all and sundry on their mobiles!
Cut to cafe: Old dear behind counter gets text.. "She-it, what dat Clegg done now.. oo, he's so meh.."