British Comedy Guide

Naughty Present

INT. RESTAURANT. NIGHT.

A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE ENJOYING A CANDELIT MEAL.

WOMAN
Your present – it was ever so naughty.

MAN
Did you like them?

WOMAN
(CONFIDINGLY) I'm using them now.

MAN
(PUZZLED) In the restaurant?

THE WOMAN NODS, SMILING.

MAN (CONT.)
I know how stressed you have been...

WOMAN
Well I am certainly relaxed now.

MAN
...so I thought Chinese worry balls would be just the thing.

WOMAN
(REALISATION DAWNING) Worry balls?

MAN
Are you alright?

WOMAN
(STANDING UP) I Just need to pop to the ladies.

THE WOMAN LETS OUT A SLIGHT GASP.

END.

Haha How about, she gets up and clangs?

I liked it but do you need for her to say they are naughty in the first line?

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