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So I have these sleeping tablets which I took but the neighbours threw a party so I gave up and now I'm space tripping!

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Drugs are bad, m'kay"

Ruby on drugs is like Ruby on drugs.... oh wait... Rubububububububyyyyyy.

Try this on for size.

She O.Deed.

I just feel giggley, floppy, very chilled out, and hungry!

Neighbours fault. My sleeping tablet is suppose to be making me sleep!

Have had to nick a rustlers from the fridge.

Anyone for a cuddle and a burger?

*passes out on keyboard*

(For the record I hate drugs and this is the effect of prescribed ones)

That's what ear plugs are for my dear. Go get some of the orange industrial kind, there dirt cheap.

I couldn't get to sleep for aaaagessssss last night. Not helped by the sound of sirens, which suddenly stopped getting louder, flashing lights outside my bedroom window, and a police helicopter overhead.

I swear I heard the phrase "LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND" being shouted. A tad offputting.

Quote: Aaron @ October 18 2008, 9:22 AM BST

I couldn't get to sleep for aaaagessssss last night. Not helped by the sound of sirens, which suddenly stopped getting louder, flashing lights outside my bedroom window, and a police helicopter overhead.

I swear I heard the phrase "LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND" being shouted. A tad offputting.

Its all go out your way.

It most certainly is.

It could have been lay your blanket on the ground which would have been far worse.

Might of been a male stripper taking the Sgt Stipton job a little to seriously.

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