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Well there was a pile of pennies on the cupboard, but the next thing my parents knew was that the pennies had gone, and a 2 year old me was stood next to they'd been. They were convinced I'd swallowed the pennies, and took me to the hospital to potentially get my stomach pumped. They kept asking me "Where did the pennies go? Did you eat the pennies?" I just kept replying "What pennies!?" very quietly and innocently, I'm told. They took an x-ray, and I hadn't swallowed the pennies in the end; but to this day, no-one knows where they went. It just makes me laugh because I can imagine a little blonde me sat on a table in a hospital saying "What pennies!?" :$

What an intriguing mystery.

Maybe you did do something with the pennies, but just cant remember because of infantile amnesia.

I'm no guru Leevil but surely one must seek out wisdom first before achieving enlightenment. Wisdom can't be bought but a good starting point would be to go to The School Of Howard Knox, he's Australian:

Howard Knox (1913 - 2006)
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Metallurgist
Born: 3 August 1913 Swan Hill, Victoria, Australia. Died: 17 November 2006 Wollongong, New South Wales, Australia.
Howard was Professor of Metallurgy, University of Melbourne 1946-1955 and then went to work for the mining companies, CRA Ltd and BHP Ltd. He published widely in the field of metallurgy and developed the "WORCRA" continuous smelting and refining process.

Anyone who has developed the WORCRA continuous smelting and refining process must have wisdom to burn. After you finish you can go on to the University of Lyfe.
Lyfe Jennings

Background information
Birth name Chester Bamsu Jennings
Born June 3, 1978 (1978-06-03) (age 30)
Origin Toledo, Ohio, United States
Occupation(s) Singer-songwriter, record producer, instrumentalist
Instrument(s) guitar, bass, piano
Years active 2003—present
Label(s) Columbia, Jesus Swings, Infamous
Associated acts LaLa Brown
Website lyfeonline.com

Lyfe Jennings (born Chester Jennings in Toledo, Ohio on June 3, 1978) is a platinum-selling American R&B and soul singer-songwriter, record producer, and instrumentalist. He plays the guitar, bass, and piano which he integrates into his music. The New York Times referred to him as a "socially minded R&B singer."[1]

Early life/lyfe
Lyfe started his musical career as a young boy in a church in Toledo, OH. His love for music led him to join a group that included two of his cousins and his older brother. After splitting, Lyfe continued his interest in music. As stated in the song "Ghetto Superman" The Phoenix, Lyfe lost his father at an early age. In 1992, at the age of 14, Lyfe went to prison. The time he spent in prison would soon turn his life around.

Time behind bars - Lyfe didn't serve life, just 10 years.
In 1992, Lyfe Jennings went to jail for arson.[1] As Lyfe refers to many times in his music, he turned his life around while in jail. There, Lyfe continued to write music and rekindle his faith in God. Lyfe served a little over 10 years behind bars. The numbers "268-192" attached to the end of his debut album represent the identification number he was given while incarcerated.

In conclusion Leevil, a bit of smelting followed by some R&B, you will be well on the road to Enlightenment.














:)

In the words of Holly Johnson from Frankie goes to Hollywood...

"Make love your goal"

...and get your partner to lay in the damp patch afterwards.

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