INT. DAY. BEDROOM.
A MAN IS SURFING THE WEB WHEN…
SFX BANG. ARMED POLICE STORM INTO THE ROOM.
POLICEMAN:
Put your hands where I can see them.
MAN:
What the f**k! What's going on.
POLICEMAN:
Thread hijacking and that's just for starters, multiple accounts, trolling and you resurrected a dead thread.
MAN:
But, but.
POLICEMAN:
But my arse. Cuff him.
MAN:
I, I need to go to the blog, I mean bog.
POLICEMAN:
Downloading too are we?
SFX PHONE BLEEP.
POLICEMAN:
Someone open his text. What does it say?
VOICE:
It says ROFL followed by an emoticon.
POLICEMAN:
The roflemoti con, first heard of in Sicily, no less. You've fell in with a bad crowd sunshine. Its mafia, we'll need to call in the big boys.
MAN:
There must be some mistake.
POLICEMAN:
No mistake. Ever been to jail?
MAN:
(sobbing) No, no I haven't.
POLICEMAN:
Neither have I funny enough, then again I'm a cop not a screw. Like screwing do you? Heh, heh.
THE MAN COLLAPSES.
POLICEMAN:
Computer virus, ah well, lets lift him. F**king hell, he's a bulky male isn't he.