PRINCE CHARLES IS TALKING TO A BBC EXEC.
CHARLES
So you want one to guest star in Dr Who, one would be privileged. So one assumes one would be playing one's self, a bit of a cameo.
BBC
Pretty much your majesty, have you read the script?
CHARLES
No one hasn't, let's have a look.
READING FROM SCRIPT.
I am Charles-osaurs rex the bat eared space monster, I will raise my evil army of organic crops to kill the evil Dian-ex in a Paris tunnel. This is a blasted disgrace, you want me to be some sort of space monster?
BBC
Well in fairness with your big ears and funny face, we thought we could save on the makeup budget.
CHARLES
That's it I'm so angry I'm going to shove 5 gallons of coffee up my anus, and write a long ill informed article about GM crops just to calm down.
CHARLES STORMS OFF.
BBC
Have we atleast got Camilla?
BBC2
No she's playing an ancient predatory dinosaur in Primeval,
BBC
Well there's a saving in make up.
BBC2
We do have some one to play a cyberman at Xmas.
BBC
Is he sufficently emotionless, inhuman and monsterous sounding.
GORDON BROWN WALKS ON.
GORDON
Tax breaks for sailors will be deleted, civil rights will be deleted.