British Comedy Guide

Dr Charles.

PRINCE CHARLES IS TALKING TO A BBC EXEC.

CHARLES

So you want one to guest star in Dr Who, one would be privileged. So one assumes one would be playing one's self, a bit of a cameo.

BBC

Pretty much your majesty, have you read the script?

CHARLES

No one hasn't, let's have a look.

READING FROM SCRIPT.

I am Charles-osaurs rex the bat eared space monster, I will raise my evil army of organic crops to kill the evil Dian-ex in a Paris tunnel. This is a blasted disgrace, you want me to be some sort of space monster?

BBC

Well in fairness with your big ears and funny face, we thought we could save on the makeup budget.

CHARLES

That's it I'm so angry I'm going to shove 5 gallons of coffee up my anus, and write a long ill informed article about GM crops just to calm down.

CHARLES STORMS OFF.

BBC

Have we atleast got Camilla?

BBC2

No she's playing an ancient predatory dinosaur in Primeval,

BBC

Well there's a saving in make up.

BBC2

We do have some one to play a cyberman at Xmas.

BBC

Is he sufficently emotionless, inhuman and monsterous sounding.

GORDON BROWN WALKS ON.

GORDON

Tax breaks for sailors will be deleted, civil rights will be deleted.

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