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Wedding disasters Page 8

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 16 2008, 10:20 AM BST

I met Mrs Bandage when we were 17. We're not even in a religious cult.

Aww.

I almost married the bloke I met when I was seventeen. But he escaped. Well, actually it was me who escaped, but in the greater scheme of things...

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 16 2008, 10:28 AM BST

You would, toff boy.

Teary Don't rub it in.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 16 2008, 10:20 AM BST

I think you'll find northerners are scallies, young man.

I met Mrs Bandage when we were 17. We're not even in a religious cult.

Reminds me about a joke, with the punchline being.

If I'd gone to prison, I'd be free by now.

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