INT. - BETTING SHOP - DAY
Dave has just had a bet on the 5 dog and takes up a position by the TV to watch the race.
DAVE
Come on 5, get out and lead all the way my son.
The race begins.
DAVE
(shouting)
Go on 5 round you go, don't get bumped and you're away. Come on 5 you're in second now so chase him down, you're better then the 4 dog, pick him up son.
FX - race commentary audio
COMMENTATOR
And as they come off the final bend it's 4 from 5, 4 from 5 and the 4 dogs wins with 5 a close 2nd.
DAVE
(tearing ticket)
Useless bloody dog!
Dave goes to the toilet and sees a punter down on his knees praying.
PUNTER
Come on number 2, get a move on, please God, I need this badly or I'm in deep trouble.
Dave walks to urinal.
PUNTER
I really need this, please get out fast number 2.
FX - toilet flushing.
User vacates cubicle 2.
Punter gets up off his knees and pushes by everyone and races past locked cubicle 1 with "Out of Order" sign on the door and into cubicle 2.
FX - flies unzipping, sound of seat crashing and spluttering noises as he pebble dashes the toilet pan.
PUNTER
Oh thank you God, thank you, thank you, thank you.
