I used a strange combination of words earlier that sounded like a firm of solicitors.
Naff, Bent & Wobling
I'm so taken with it I'm going to have write something silly around those names.
I quick search of Yellow Pages found the following daft legal firms. Are there any better in your neighbourhood?
Pratchetts
Waterman Cheetham
Rothorne Christmas
Futter Chapman Family Law
Double & Megson
Richard Brown & Co (Dick Brown? There's a gag in there somewhere...)
and some more...
Massucco Buttress
Tee Lorimars
Sarfo Solicitors
Lee & Tallamy
Fowler de Pledge
Ginn & Co
Woodfines Winter & Bullock
Eversheds lLP
Kester Cunningham John