Gordon's going down.

GORDON BROWN IS BEING INTERVIEWED ON NEWSNIGHT.

PAXMAN

Mr Brown you're banning of free drink offers for women in bars. Yet another example of you being a joyless, scowling, control freak? Like bagpuss on diazepam.

GORDON

No drunk women are a menace to health, security and (SHUDDERS) the efficent running of government.

PAXMAN

How do bars givng free booze for women affect the running of government?

JAQUI SMITH STAGGERS ON.

JAQUI

'Ello Gordy Brown, is your popularity the only think going down round here? This is Kerry Katona my new minister for best mates.

GORDON

That's how.

KERRY

Oi Gordy I went to Iceland. You said it was gonna be full of frozen money, you lying Scotsman.

JAQUI

Shut it Kezzer, go on Gordy give us a kiss.

JAQUI CHASES GORDON

KERRY

Gordon Brown's going down, going down, she's no lady.

PAXMAN

And next week Sara Palin asks. Who Russia thinks it's looking at?

Think there is a word missing from the final line, but if it is intended as I assume, might not Russia work better?

There's no well known Russian female politicians are there?

Sarah Palin asks, "Who Russia thinks its looking at?"

Aaah now that's a top line, thanks will edit and credit.

Good stuff. Loved the line:

Oi Gordy I went to Iceland. You said it was gonna be full of frozen money, you lying Scotsman.

I'm an expert at left overs, 2 lovely reheated old punchlines with just a smidgeon of salmonella.

I liked the 'bagpuss on diazepam' short line.

Well he doesn't he?

Quote: sootyj @ October 13 2008, 11:10 PM BST

Well he doesn't he?

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I don't quite understand you?

Sorry I mean Gordon Brown does look like Bagpuss on diazepan.

Gordon gave a big yawn and settled down to sleep. And of course when Gordon goes to sleep, all his friends go to sleep too.

Except the other fat cats, who ate the mice sold the mouse organ and shat everywhere.