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Quote: PhQnix @ October 13 2008, 6:08 PM BST

I recognise him. Have I redeemed myself?

No! Teary

Art school graduates, sawn in half and pickled in formaldehyde.

I think I'd be REALLY daring and fill it with real art that real artists actually drew.

Ha!

And I'd bring the slide back permanently.

Could not agree more.

How about anorexia victims in flat caps, to recreate Lowery paintings live.

He painted match stick men and....

Fill it with "new age" artists then gas them. Rinse repeat.

Fill the entire hall with a foot of dirt and plant potatoes and change the name to The Tater. Use the resulting crop to make Tater Chips and Tater Crisps that can be used to feed tramps and tourists.

Why do you want to use this lovely site by the Thames for genocidal slaughter?

Surely the Bullring would be better for that.

Quote: Gavin @ October 13 2008, 7:10 PM BST

Fill it with "new age" artists then gas them. Rinse repeat.

Hitler had the right methods, but the wrong targets.

You know I'd have hard time selecting any one for genocide.

Even Daily Mail readers, caravan owners and people who text shitty jokes don't deserve death.

Forcable reeducation and public humiliation maybe.

:D

That said, people who play music on their mobiles.

Should have them shoved up their fundaments.

Agreed.

Quote: sootyj @ October 13 2008, 7:19 PM BST

Even Daily Mail readers, caravan owners and people who text shitty jokes don't deserve death.

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