Yeah, there's a bunch of his stuff on there. The sad part is that for every staged one of these, there's probably 15-20 real ones.
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Think I'll have to go to bed now. Toodles people!! 
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 9 2009, 3:45 AM BSTThat sort of event would have livened up David Lynch's The Straight Story.
Yeah, my cousin's husband was arrested for DWI on his mower, on his way to buy sweet corn a mile down the road. The other arrest was a distant cousin who'd already lost his license for drunk driving and was caught mowing a stripe through a bunch of his neighbour's yards.
I liked Straight Story though.
Got to sleep myself now. Have to be up in 4 hours. *yawn*
Night-night.
Oooooo nearly 1000!
I'm so proud of my beautiful thread!
Well lovies, I'm calling it a night too. Tim, in case I'm not around, early congrats on number 5,000. I could send you a present, but I'm not sure what the proper 5000th post gift is. Don't say lap dance, although I can do it (fairly well, so I've been told). How's about a tie????? Good night all!
Night Andrea!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 9 2009, 3:54 AM BSTOooooo nearly 1000!
I'm so proud of my beautiful thread!
It's like a mother hen watching her tiny chick grow into a massive radioactive monster cock. Or something... er, I'll stop with the metaphors...
Congratulations, Roo The Thread Mother!
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 9 2009, 3:57 AM BSTmassive radioactive monster cock.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 9 2009, 3:57 AM BSTCongratulations, Roo The Thread Mother!
Arigatou!
A beautiful morning, the window is open, the neighbour is cutting his lawn sending that great cut grass smell into my nostrils and I'm working on my sitcom that someone is interested in. What could be better?
Quote: bigfella @ August 9 2009, 9:38 AM BSTA beautiful morning, the window is open, the neighbour is cutting his lawn sending that great cut grass smell into my nostrils and I'm working on my sitcom that someone is interested in. What could be better?
My crazy white trash neighbours could decide not to try for baby number 4 and stop having sex on their kitchen floor at odd times of the day. That would be better.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 9 2009, 12:28 PM BSTMy crazy white trash neighbours could decide not to try for baby number 4 and stop having sex on their kitchen floor at odd times of the day. That would be better.
Baby number 4, they must be at least seventeen then.
The neighbour has now fired up the BBQ. The sweet smell of chicken cooking...
I don't know how much luck they'll have. When she told me they were trying she was drinking a beer.
Ben has to get dressed, go up town to buy some food and beer, then come back and try to watch the football online.
Have fun, drink one for me...what are we having???
Some Great British ale! Tanglefoot perhaps.