http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_en_tv/us_billy_mays
How is this possible?????
How could they not know that????
He could be the poster boy for cocaine use!!!!
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Woh....I just broke a finger nail clipper trying to clip a finger nail.
I...I think I'm turning into Sabertooth.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 8 2009, 2:08 PM BSTI'm off to the Bristol Balloon Festival this afternoon to see the... ummm, balloons, and the Red Arrows. Whooooosh!
Byeeeeeeee 
I'm off to see a load of hot air surrounded by a thin membrane.
No, it's a David Cameron speech.
Just had to hide from Jehovah's Witnesses at the door. They got the dog barking and the kids were freaked out.
Now I'm trapped on Facebook Chat with my mom. 
You mean you don't want to accept Jehovah into your life? 
No, I don't want to accept obnoxious, pious people with body odor into my house. They're very aggressive over here.
I once had some knock at my door, and I answered it, not clicking in who or what they were for a good few minutes. The first thing they said to me is, "Are you aware of the poverty issues in 3rd world countries?" So I was like, "Umm yeah?"
"Do you believe accept that Jesus is the power and strength?" - "Ummm I dunno?" "Can you see God in your life?" - "Ummm dunno?" - "How will you act when the time of judgment comes?" - "Ummm..." - "There is a passage, 4:17..." - "Ahhh, no, sorry. Goodbye!"
Something like that anyways, but it took me a while to get it >_<
I love (verbally) grilling Hare Krishnas about the Bhagavad Gita - especially about the message of Bhakti. Most of them seem to want to get rid of you then.
Yeah! Er, what don't they like about it?
It's a bit of a theological minefield that most of them don't know enough about. I tried telling them that I just don't suit orange and I'm certainly never cutting my hair, but getting into an indepth debate works better. I don't know why....maybe because I tend not to give up on an argument.... 
I get rid on them by saying my Mum and Dad are not home and I'm not allowed to let them in. They never think anything more of it. I'm actually in my twenties.
I once saw them at the door and ran and found my husband's Metallica t-shirt showing skulls with pencils driven through the foreheads and ran to the door. It was a major epic fail as I was stuck there for 20 minutes trying to get rid of them.'I'm not sure if it was the heathen t-shirt or the fact that it was really tight across the boobs that kept the 2 guys there.
I tell em I can't stop for a chat, I have to pray to Mecca in a few minutes, unless of course they want to join me.
WHOOOOO!!!!
The Red Arrows literally just flew low in formation over Tim's house. Cool. 
Are they stunt flyers?