Quote: chipolata @ August 3 2009, 12:50 PM BSTIt's because I'm in a very long, old and thin building which essentially consists of one huge corridor with tiny offices branching off it. It's actually dead here today. Although they are putting up marquues outside the the window so I might go and watch them in a minute.
That Sounds like an awful lot of words for "yes".
Chip works in 'The Ministry For Truth' from 1984.
I've got a sore throat and feeling a bit hot. Oh dear...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 12:58 PM BSTI've got a sore throat and feeling a bit hot. Oh dear...
Well, if you'd just like to take off your clothes and lie on the examination table, Miss Dagger, I'll be with you in a minute...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 12:58 PM BSTI've got a sore throat and feeling a bit hot. Oh dear...
.......So many jokes so little talent. 
Hi Dolly
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 12:58 PM BSTChip works in 'The Ministry For Truth' from 1984.
It is a bit like that. Although I'm the sort of person who'd probably enjoy living and working in an Orwellian/Kafkaesque distopian society.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 12:59 PM BSTWell, if you'd just like to take off your clothes and lie on the examination table, Miss Dagger, I'll be inside you in a minute...
Leevil is shaven. I didn't exactly have the best beard before, but I do miss it 
My face is cold...
Why not wear a fake beard to warm it up? I suggest a big, jolly sea captain's beard. (Pipe optional.)
Oh, there will be a (#) pipe!
Perhaps you could get a captain's hat as well? It will help keep your head warm.
Is this going to end on a boat, some very sore bottoms and the strong smell of fish in the air?
Filthy-minded boy. 
Ellie has come back to work to millions of emails and an office that falls down around us! arghhh
Quote: EllieJP @ August 3 2009, 2:27 PM BSTand an office that falls down around us!
Working in a tent?
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 2:30 PM BSTWorking in a tent?
Or the World Trade Centre? 
Meanwhile, Chipolata's doing his travel expenses and being scrupulously honest.