*punches Tim in the face*
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 10:32 PM BSTI am so bored I could weep.
Better?
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Ow! 
It worked for Rik & Ade, stop your whining.
*looks for cricket bat*
*thwacks Nil around the head*
That's a bit better. Thanks.
I've lost the will to do anything and have insomnia again.
Sex always makes women go to sleep in my experience.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 10:37 PM BST*looks for cricket bat*
*thwacks Nil around the head*
>_<
*grabs fire extinguisher, puts it down the back of Tim's pants and lets rip*
*gets car battery, attaches jump leads to Nil's nipples*
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 10:38 PM BSTSex always makes women go to sleep in my experience.
The possibility of sex always makes women feign sleep in my experience.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 10:40 PM BST
*gets car battery, attaches jump leads to Nil's nipples*
No... stop... 
Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 10:40 PM BSTThe possibility of sex always makes women feign sleep in my experience.
Tim's a doctor. He doesn't need his women to feign it!
*takes out large syringe of Propafol*
*hastily looks that up*
Ooooh sounds fun.
*rolls up sleeve*
Oh, was that for Dolly?
MJ was... unfortunate.
But in the hands of an anaesthetist it's perfectly safe, Nil.
*approaches with needle*
I'll be you, Dolly, in a minute. I have some lovely midazolam for you. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 10:46 PM BSTMJ was... unfortunate.
But in the hands of an anaesthetist it's perfectly safe, Nil.
*approaches with needle*
But you're not an anaesthetist though are you? 
Ah well...
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 10:46 PM BSTI'll be you, Dolly, in a minute. I have some lovely midazolam for you.
That's the most elaborate pet name for a cock I've ever heard!