Quote: Tim Walker @ July 19 2009, 11:19 PM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/13588
Pfff! I got there first. You have no proof. Just like the moon landing. A fabricated post 
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Night, nite, nyte, knight, neyet, niiiite, niheight.
Bye, bi, buy, by, b-eye, bite.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 20 2009, 12:10 AM BST
Ouch. Stop biting people. 
NOM!
There's been a lot of talk at work recently of getting interns. Chipolata might put his name down for one. 
I run an intern project at work. It's good fun.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 20 2009, 11:34 AM BSTI run an intern project at work. It's good fun.
Enabler! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 19 2009, 11:14 PM BSTPreeeetty much!
Flipping blimey bejiminey.
Chipolata's just heard a depressing story on the radio about two local pigs being attacked by c**ts with machettes and left for dead. 
That's f**ked up! 
On a more positive note. I heard on the radio today, that the poilce are trying to find some criminals who are stealing letters from shop signs. They are trying to solve it, cross word stylee, and work out the clues by using the letters stolen to make a word.
Quote: Leevil @ July 20 2009, 2:26 PM BSTOn a more positive note. I heard on the radio today, that the poilce are trying to find some criminals who are stealing letters from shop signs. They are trying to solve it, cross word stylee, and work out the clues by using the letters stolen to make a word.
Quote: chipolata @ July 20 2009, 2:23 PM BSTChipolata's just heard a depressing story on the radio about two local pigs being attacked by c**ts with machettes and left for dead.
*%!%$ animals. The machette wielders, I mean. Some days I'm glad global warming will finish us off before we infect the rest of the universe.
YAY! \o/ Time for a sandwich.
Quote: Aaron @ July 20 2009, 12:54 PM BSTFlipping blimey bejiminey.
Why is that surprising?
Robyn went to school today to get her whole year photo, but her head of year was on a trip.
She also gave out letters to her teachers and realised just how much she's going to miss school.