I've got a slug...
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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 4:04 AM BST
*searches for furry or slimy creature to pay attention to*
*finds one*
(follow that up...) 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 4:04 AM BSTOur cat's name is Gladys and she's a silky ho.
Best kind of ho, the silky ones. (Not that I have extensive experience.)
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 4:05 AM BSTI've got a slug...
Oh. What you gonna do with it? I like them with a bit of salt personally.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 4:05 AM BSTI've got a slug...
Doing better than me then.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 4:05 AM BSTBest kind of ho, the silky ones. (Not that I have extensive experience.)
There's not a cat in our section of town that hasn't experienced her winsome ways...
I hope all her cat treats don't just go straight to her pimp. 
I do not have a witty comeback to that. I owe you a cookie sir.
Can I have a cookie too? Please?
Hell, I'll send a whole box to distribute amongst yourselves...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 4:13 AM BSTHell, I'll send a whole box to distribute amongst yourselves...
First class?
Yeah, I guess...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 4:15 AM BSTYeah, I guess...
Oooh. Guess. A guessing game. Second class? Third? Fourth? Fifth? Royal Mail?