Quote: EllieJP @ July 16 2009, 11:30 AM BSTWho is impregnating us?
The Chipseminator! 
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AMAZING!
He's like a mosquito, you don't realise you've been had until it's too late.
And he leaves you itchy after a small prick.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 16 2009, 11:32 AM BSTAMAZING!
I fertlize ladies ovaries by thought alone!
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 11:34 AM BSTHe's like a mosquito, you don't realise you've been had until it's too late.
And he leaves you itchy after a small prick.
It would be nice though if in ten or eleven years this forum was filled with Chipolata's Spawn.
Tim is over-hearing the events taking place nearby at his old junior school's sports day, via the tannoy system. It's a disgrace, when I attended there (back in the late 1970s, early 1980s) there were four "house teams" (this was a state school, but never mind) - The Kestrels, Hawks, Eagles and Falcons - good, decent birds of prey. Proper competitive names.
Listening now, they have changed the house names to The Larks, Doves, Ducks and Warblers?! No wonder kids are such f**king soft, pathetic little shits thesedays. 
I blame Harriet Harman and Bill c**ting Oddie!
*shakes fist*
I used to hate Sports Day.
Same here. Didn't they ban it for a while because it taught kids to compete with each other?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 16 2009, 12:35 PM BSTTim is over-hearing the events taking place nearby at his old junior school's sports day, via the tannoy system. It's a disgrace, when I attended there (back in the late 1970s, early 1980s) there were four "house teams" (this was a state school, but never mind) - The Kestrels, Hawks, Eagles and Falcons - good, decent birds of prey. Proper competitive names.
Listening now, they have changed the house names to The Larks, Doves, Ducks and Warblers?! No wonder kids are such f**king soft, pathetic little shits thesedays.
*shakes fist*
I was told at my old secondary school they used to have the houses names after the surrounding villages... but that caused issues. They then got changed to Lancaster, Ghent, Castille and Tudor.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 16 2009, 12:46 PM BST
I was told at my old secondary school they used to have the houses names after the surrounding villages... but that caused issues. They then got changed to Lancaster, Ghent, Castille and Tudor.
I can see why naming them after monarchial families would be the fairest and most obvious compromise (?).
Well apparently it got too competitive and also, our village was the scariest and used to bully everyone, and the local Town where the school was set was biggest so had the best talent.
My school had all it's houses named after school history. Very, very disappointing to the Harry Potter generation who expected more from the house system.
Darren is going on holiday tomorrow so is very excited.
Have missed a bit last couple of weeks on this forum as been very busy.
I hope everyone is doing great and enjoying the summer. Love to you all
xxx
Have a good time. 
There's just been a power cut here and we've had no phones or computers or even kettles - it's like being in Rob H's office.
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 2:00 PM BSTThere's just been a power cut here and we've had no phones or computers or even kettles - it's like being in Rob H's office.
You'd love my 'office'. It's full of girls aged 12-15 who wear the shortest skirts they can get away with. 