Quote: Rob H @ July 16 2009, 10:11 AM BSTYou won't be able to resist. You''ll have to go to the doctors later with a worrying case of 'Orangewilly'.
Aren't they quite orange anyway? 
Status report Page 886
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 10:14 AM BSTWelcome to Chipolata's World of Pain!
Sounds fun. 
Quote: Rob H @ July 16 2009, 10:14 AM BSTI'm jealous. If I hadn't spent months lurking, I'd have a tenth of your total now, dammit!
Yes, imagine all that time you've not wasted. >_<
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 10:14 AM BSTAren't they quite orange anyway?
Ewwwwwwwww
Quote: EllieJP @ July 16 2009, 10:15 AM BSTYes, imagine all that time you've not wasted. >_<
Oh no, I wasted my time, just reading, not reading and writing. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 10:14 AM BSTAren't they quite orange anyway?
Have you been f**king Wotsits again?
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 10:21 AM BSTHave you been f**king Wotsits again?
No, he just sits around watching porn films and eating wotsits.
Ha! That makes more sense.
*removes tallywhacker from packet*
All this talk of wotsits has made me fancy some.
*hands over open packet*
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 10:33 AM BST*hands over open packet*
No offence, but is it all right if I buy a new "unopened" packet? 
Please yourself, they're new salt 'n' shake too.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 10:36 AM BSTPlease yourself, they're new salt 'n' shake too.
Crisp technology has moved on so much since I was a lad!
Well, I added the saltiness, and the shake, but they're new. Well, they were.
Robyn feels sick and is very upset about it. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 16 2009, 11:06 AM BSTRobyn feels sick and is very upset about it.
Pregnant! First Ellie, now you! Next zooooo!
Who is impregnating us?