Edit: And that's my 900th post! A smiley face indicating I agree that nose faeces are not, in fact, sexy.
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Chipolata's alone in the office with just the four satsumas on his desk.
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 9:58 AM BSTChipolata's alone in the office with just the four satsumas on his desk.
Where are the other two?
Tell me you're not going to do what I think you're going to do... *crosses fingers*
Quote: Rob H @ July 16 2009, 9:55 AM BST
Edit: And that's my 900th post! A smiley face indicating I agree that nose faeces are not, in fact, sexy.
Congrats!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 16 2009, 10:00 AM BSTWhere are the other two?
Four's my normal ammount. I only had six the other day because they seemed a bit smaller than usual.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 16 2009, 10:01 AM BSTCongrats!
Look at you: patronising me with your 11 gazillion posts! 
Quote: Rob H @ July 16 2009, 9:55 AM BST
Edit: And that's my 900th post! A smiley face indicating I agree that nose faeces are not, in fact, sexy.
Ha! Congrats!
Quote: Rob H @ July 16 2009, 10:01 AM BSTTell me you're not going to do what I think you're going to do... *crosses fingers*
You guessed right, I'm going to eat them! Although not before peeling one and making him stand naked for half a day next to his fully-dressed satsuma colleagues.
That's segmental!
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2009, 10:07 AM BSTThat's segmental!
Although he gets to last longest as I'll eat him last.
Quote: Rob H @ July 16 2009, 10:03 AM BSTLook at you: patronising me with your 11 gazillion posts!
Nooooo honestly... I'm congratulating you for not being a saddo like me with my gazillion posts!
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 10:07 AM BST
Although he gets to last longest as I'll eat him last.
Surely that's just cruel... you make him watch his friends being eaten, whilst standing there naked!
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 10:04 AM BSTYou guessed right, I'm going to eat them! Although not before peeling one and making him stand naked for half a day next to his fully-dressed satsuma colleagues.
You won't be able to resist. You''ll have to go to the doctors later with a worrying case of 'Orangewilly'.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 16 2009, 10:11 AM BSTSurely that's just cruel... you make him watch his friends being eaten, whilst standing there naked!
Welcome to Chipolata's World of Pain!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 16 2009, 10:11 AM BSTNooooo honestly... I'm congratulating you for not being a saddo like me with my gazillion posts!
I'm jealous. If I hadn't spent months lurking, I'd have a tenth of your total now, dammit! 