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Elliot is psyching himself up for his friend's latest ridiculous challenge. To traverse all the London boroughs in one day. We get on the first bus at 4:15 tomorrow morning. Wish me luck. 
Quote: PhQnix @ July 14 2009, 2:00 PM BSTElliot is psyching himself up for his friend's latest ridiculous challenge. To traverse all the London boroughs in one day. We get on the first bus at 4:15 tomorrow morning. Wish me luck.
You really do have waaaaay to much time on your hands.
But I'm tempted to know the route...
How very Dave Gorman/Danny Wallace of you. Good luck!
Quote: Rob H @ July 14 2009, 2:09 PM BSTYou really do have waaaaay to much time on your hands.
But I'm tempted to know the route...
I'm a student! I'm meant to have to much time on my hands. 
I tried to link you to the route but it was a maaaassive link and it kind of messed up the board. I'll try and transcribe it...
Quote: Leevil @ July 14 2009, 2:09 PM BSTHow very Dave Gorman/Danny Wallace of you. Good luck!
Can't work out whether this is a put-down or not?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 14 2009, 2:14 PM BSTCan't work out whether this is a put-down or not?
I like Dave Gorman, so I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Thanks for the luck Lee.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 14 2009, 2:13 PM BSTI'm a student! I'm meant to have to much time on my hands.
I tried to link you to the route but it was a maaaassive link and it kind of messed up the board. I'll try and transcribe it...
Hmmm, true. 
And that means I don't have to make you feel guilty about transcribing it.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 14 2009, 2:14 PM BSTCan't work out whether this is a put-down or not?
Erm... compliment.
Every time I go to do something constructive in the garden, it starts to piss it down. Oh well *sits back again* 
Ellie just went out for lunch and managed to get burnt in 30 minutes of sun.
Chipolata can't believe it's 2009!
Did you just wank up and realise?*
*Amazing mistake in spelling - too funny to remove!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 14 2009, 3:14 PM BSTDid you just wank up and realise?
I was just looking at a calander thinking, "Blimey, it's 2009! That's, like, the future!"
Quote: EllieJP @ July 14 2009, 3:14 PM BST*Amazing mistake in spelling - too funny to remove!
That says more about you than me.