Got through! Bloody cocks! 
Banks! Who'd have 'em?!
Back on hold with a different department! \o/ *gets gun*
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I despise banks.
Nothing good EVER happens if I have to call or go inside one.
Roscoff's school has a pupil off with Swineflu 
Lovely. Schools are a swine for that.
Quote: Leevil @ July 13 2009, 1:19 PM BSTBanks! Who'd have 'em?!
Jews.
Quote: roscoff @ July 13 2009, 1:24 PM BSTRoscoff's school has a pupil off with Swineflu
Only one?
Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2009, 1:31 PM BSTOnly one?
There's only one student at his school. 
Relaxing. (He wishes.)
F**k the bank! Bastards!
It's my own fault for not reading the tome of T&C they sent. But apparently they've changed my interest charges date. And now I'm flushing money down the toilet.
Natwest = Super Gay.
Toilet paper is much cheaper.
I like Jeremy's letter to his bank from the Peep Show script-book...
Jeremy Usbourne (or, as you seem to know me, 81867321)
Flat 10
Apollo House
Croydon
Dear Sir or Person or most probably Brutal Machine
All right. So. Got your letter today. Thanks for that. I was already feeling shit. No milk as per, etc. So, regarding the 'letter', thanks a lot, that was nice and yes, I got the implication. You have a lot of money and I don't have that much and you're clearly not embarrassed about using that fact to try to 'lord it over me'.
Well, thought you might like to take five minutes from running sweat shops, turfing widows out of their favelas and feeding babies poisoned formula milk full of conflict diamonds to have a read of this.
To answer your point - yes, fair dos, I accept it is possible that I am overdrawn. I don't actually keep independent records so I am forced to accept your version of events.
However. Here's the situation. And no, I don't feel good about it. And no, your letter didn't make me feel any better. But I don't actually have any 'funds' to put into my account. Not today nor over the next 48 hours, so I suppose you will have to carry out your vague threats.
So, look, we can either carry on or we can sort out a new arrangement. Clean break. We've both made mistakes. You probably feel ashamed for lending the money and maybe I shouldn't have spent it all, but these things happen, I've frankly had enough of your 'guilt trips'.
What do you want? I'm doing my best. I've emailed you an mp3 for you to have a listen to, which is getting major traction. Maybe after you've listened to that you'd like to have another think about my overdraft limit and maybe you should check what Bono and Prince and Moby's overdraft limits are and get back to me, yeah?
Thanks, dickheads.
Yours truly,
81867321
Robyn is sketching, and awaiting a text.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 13 2009, 1:56 PM BSTRobyn is sketching, and awaiting a text.
Sketching what? 
A nude model. *shrugs*
(Actually another Banksy copy.)
Pissed off have chip in Windscreen and going on Holiday on Wednesday.
ANother thing to sort out.
Quote: roscoff @ July 13 2009, 1:24 PM BSTRoscoff's school has a pupil off with Swineflu
Ellie just had someone come into work who said she may have had suspected Swine Flu. I want to send her home.