Don't get murdered.
On that note, I think we went a bit too far tonight, so I'm going to head off too.
But not to a Chinese, unfortunately. 
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Now I'm back everyone has gone.
Oh well... just me, the world wide web and my chicken curry.
Anyway, now that nobody is around I'll finish me curry (and prawn crackers!!!) and watch a comedy episode of sorts and go to bed.
Gonna go watch that new Johnny Depp film tomorrow with me mates. Should be good.
Night all - if anyone is actually here. There are no signs of life.
I could eat a Chinese for my breakfast.
Is Lucy Liu available?
mwhahaha
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 1:06 AM BSTYeah yeah, laugh it up Chuckles, you'll be wanting those photos when the hair loss kicks in.
Ha! That's where you're wrong. My family has a long history of hairy balls up into their 90's! And the men even longer.
Quote: Leevil @ July 9 2009, 8:04 AM BSTI could eat a Chinese for my breakfast.
Is Lucy Liu available?
Oh, sorry that should be 
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 9 2009, 9:18 AM BSTHa! That's where you're wrong. My family has a long history of hairy balls up into their 90's! And the men even longer.
That made me at my desk!
Ellie is happy it's her Birthday and is having a good day so far! 
Quote: JuliaC @ July 9 2009, 11:36 AM BSTThat made me
Robyn was 3/4 of the way to making her hat, and was phoned to say that she didn't need to go and get the rest of the stuff, because a friend of my mum had bought me a finished one. Frustraaaating, but she also got me a balloon.
Balloooon!
Helium balloon!
Chipolata's in another office today and it feels weird. 
Any underage girls to cheer you up?
Just tried this...go to www.imdb.com and search for "wanker". It's amazing!