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Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2009, 9:58 AM BST

And, as Travis Bickle pointed out, it keeps the scum off the streets.

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This is something that they never point out on BBC weather bulletins.

ROB MCELWEE: And this band of low pressure will move in overnight causing heavy rain in London. On the plus side, this will wash all the scum off the streets. They're all animals anyway. All the animals come out at night: the whores, skunk pussies, the buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Moving onto tomorrow then...

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 7 2009, 10:11 AM BST

ROB MCELWEE: And this band of low pressure will move in overnight causing heavy rain in London. On the plus side, this will wash all the scum off the streets. They're all animals anyway. All the animals come out at night: the whores, skunk pussies, the buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Moving onto tomorrow then...

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(Glad you picked the weatherman with the most ridiculous surname)

Tim has just killed his Blackberry, it having falling out of his pocket into the toilet. (Which he had recently cleaned and was full of bleach, for added good measure.) Unless this hair-dryer has magical properties I'm f**ked.

Chipolata's just met a new blonde girl in the kitchen and explained how to use the hot water thingy.

Filth.

*alernating between talking persausively at Blackberry and shouting at it - in a good-cop bad-cop form of cohersion*

Oh, and great, just seen the official confirmations for the 2009 Comedy Showcase line-up announced. One of mine was on the shortlist. F-ing politics.

*puts Blackberry down pants as punishment*

I managed to kill my blackberry too. I was running and my water bottle leaked in my ruck sack! At least it was my work phone, not my personal one.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2009, 12:57 PM BST

At least it was my work phone, not my personal one.

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Yes, that was lucky...

*weeps*

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 7 2009, 10:11 AM BST

This is something that they never point out on BBC weather bulletins.

ROB MCELWEE: And this band of low pressure will move in overnight causing heavy rain in London. On the plus side, this will wash all the scum off the streets. They're all animals anyway. All the animals come out at night: the whores, skunk pussies, the buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Moving onto tomorrow then...

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Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2009, 12:37 PM BST

Chipolata's just met a new blonde girl in the kitchen and explained how to use the hot water thingy.

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...A kettle? Or was it the tap? I know blondes are meant to be dumb, but... :/

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2009, 1:31 PM BST

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Not like you to get a film reference.

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2009, 1:31 PM BST

...A kettle? Or was it the tap? I know blondes are meant to be dumb, but... :/

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No, it's a wall mounted water boiler thing where piping hot water is always avaliable instantly. She was faffing with a kettle, but I quickly put her right.

Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2009, 1:35 PM BST

Not like you to get a film reference.

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That was a film reference...?

Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2009, 1:35 PM BST

No, it's a wall mounted water boiler thing where piping hot water is always avaliable instantly. She was faffing with a kettle, but I quickly put her right.

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Ah, good man, good man. You're well in there.

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2009, 1:37 PM BST

That was a film reference...?

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The scene from the film Taxi Driver (with Robert De Niro) http://crackle.com/c/Screenbites/Taxi_Driver_Someday_A_Real_Rain_Will_Come/1619235

And worth seeing just for Travis Bickle thinking that the way to impress a woman on a first date is to take her to see a hardcore porn film! Ah, Travis, you've taught me everything I know about the opposite sex...

Makes me wary about getting into the back of cabs too, after the cleaning routine he does every night.

I got a certificate today in honour of services rendered by me! It's framed and everything!

Ellie just had a pretend meeting with her friend in work so that they could eat sweeties and chat.